Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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