In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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