I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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