how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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