We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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