I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I have post one night stand depression
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