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i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug

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(513): View more from Ohio

he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.

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(818): View more from California

thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)

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should have blown me.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.

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(562): View more from California

just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.

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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.

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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.

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(904): View more from Florida

Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.

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