When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
The Olympian is in my bed
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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