so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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