My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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