why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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