what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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