you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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