Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
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