I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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