Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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