So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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