Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
someone owes me an orgasm
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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