i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so