love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Porn is love you can see.
I wish I only lived at night.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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