Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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