the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Randomize