he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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