Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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