Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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