the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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