you turned your livingroom into a bong?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
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I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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