Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.