She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to