operation harelip BJ is a go
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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