I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
