Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
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Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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