Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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