I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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