You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
