so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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