Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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