did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
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