So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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