I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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