Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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