i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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