She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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