Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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