Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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