According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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