So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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