I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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