yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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