what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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