he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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