508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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