I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
