This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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