I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Randomize
