What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
what if I'm pregnant?
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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