hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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